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lance_berkman_louis
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Location: Houston, Texas, United States
Interests: social interaction and the observation of.
Expertise: stuff no one really notices these days because they're too caught up in trying to fuck the scene.
Occupation: Sales
Industry: Other
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AIM:  ludushatesreese
Member Since:
3/24/2005
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| .......then be happy with the consequence of whatever is to happen tonight.......
the buzz continues, cold and intoxicating
we're into day three
like some sort of purgatorial state between drunk and sober
happy and confused
angry and accepting
i've learned i like white port more than riesling
it's dandy with sprite and a twist of lemon
let us get out of this place while we still have time
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| why is paris hilton a celebrity?
i feel like a ticking time bomb right now.....where are batman and robin to run around in sheer panic juggling me?
go buy a mineral cd
listen to it in a parking lot
then tell me how you feel
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| the real
reason gas prices are rising has nothing to do with the greed of oil
companies, or the fact that OPEC countries are producing less oil than
they were 10 years ago. the cause for the sudden spike in oil prices is
directly caused by the population of the world who uses it now. Ten
years ago, China was a poor economic cess-pool, and everyone road bikes
or mopeds that used very little gasoline....today, they're in the
middle of an economic and industrial revolution, and everyone there
drives a big ass buick.....a lot like america in the 1950's. The same
thing is going on in India as well. This is basic supply and demand
people. The towel heads are producing the same amount of oil, but have
to sell it to twice as many people. The solution...call your
congress-person and let them know that you think it's ok to drill for
oil in Alaska. If you hippies had let Bush do that in the first place,
we might not have to be at war right now. | | |
| I heard on the radio yesterday that quarterback sensation Michael Vick
has genital herpes, and I thought to myself, he's not the only one in
professional sports that has an STD, there's no way. Then I heard that
he was having promiscuous unprotected sex under the alias RON MEXICO.
Go ahead, take a few minutes to soak it up................ RON FUCKING
MEXICO! This is far worse than steriods, more shocking than Magic
testing positive for HIV (which he was very forthcoming about), and
just plain ignorant. First and foremost, why bother with the alias? I
mean come on Mike, you were the number one draft pick, you're all up in
those Nike commercials, and you're on the cover of the most popular
video game franchise of all time, that broad new who you were. I'd like
to say I'm disappointed in Vick, but I'm really not, because this is
what athletes have become over the past 20 years or so. Personally, I
blame Pete Rose and Barry Bonds, the two largest douche nozzles in the
history of professional sports. Is golf the only really clean sport
left.......GOD HELP US
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| i think from now on when i enter a new blog, i'm going to play the
doogie howser theme music in the background. either that, or i'll
listen to armand making a buttload of noise in the kitchen.
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